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Dad was in my room jerking off again - for like the billionth time - but this time something was different. OMG! He’d completed waxed all his pubes off! It was pretty funny, but also kind of hot too. He grinned and told me he knew my generation liked
WTF … a deer butt doorbell?! Okay, it’s pretty creative, but it’s also completely INSANE. :P
Biologists would have you call this thing an Armadillo-Girdled Lizard, Cordylus cataphractus, but I won’t be fooled. This is clearly a baby dragon. They also have this adorable habit of biting their own tails for no discernible reason. Which is
daughterlover: Dad was in my room jerking off again - for like the billionth time - but this time something was different. OMG! He’d completed waxed all his pubes off! It was pretty funny, but also kind of hot too. He grinned and told me he knew my
OMG! Scary but also want to know where the line starts.
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amkoyy: Day3: Summer/Goofing off double date?? drawing norman was really fun but also painful (sorry it seems my drawings are getting worse omg)
suzieme: Her name is Ana Mancini If an alient spaceshiip sees her, in such dazzling feminine glory, they will have to conclude that “Female” on earth is defined by not just breasts, but also a dangling cock between their legs! Omg hot
ksuriuri: I lost the spark halfway through but eh
writhe: writhe: “you all are great people, and what you’re doing is art, but it’s also a crime punishable by 28 days in prison” is a real sentence that got said to me tonight by a security officer i think i’m living my best life this is what
feastings: fuoco-go: bob-ombadillo: kuzujuk: princekarkat: davekatwhisperer: jumps on the smile!kat bandwagon that im trying to form >:C omg kipkat you are too adorable also this is my favourite bandwagon MY LUSUS TELLS ME I’M BEAUTIFUL
domestic–doll:gonna have a new therapy session with a new therapist tomorrow and I’m kinda excited but also kinda wanna tell him I have Corona and cancel bc it’s gonna be exhausting and I don’t wanna go omg he’s the worst
I have the sudden urge to pee but i just read something scary and can’t move from my bed omg
denselessly: coffeeandchapstick: denselessly: coffeeandchapstick how dare you i just lost my shit omgf I saw it and i couldnt breatheeee lsnslanskzkanakn i miss laughing about stupid shit omg Dude, remember that gif you showed me freshman year and
dalpengi:“I like you a bit…but I’m a high school student, and you’re a King, you pretty bastard.”
Quickly just gonna say sorry I haven’t been in a long time and only for short times I’m just SUPER busy like OMG busy and I’m still busy but just saying I’m not dead! But also gonna answer this question cause bet 100 people have
toiletsarelame: toiletsarelame: my girlfriend texted me she was afraid of peeing herself on the subway and then IMMEDIATELY LOST CELL SERVICE I hope she’s alright but also: omg every time her phone gets signal I get like three texts all at once and
tramampoline: angrytransblogger: marcovicci: darkcountrymagic: does anyone have that pic of the guy giving another guy head in a vacant lot while the kid does a sick wheelie but also there are some dogs having a threeway and orbs SIGNAL BOOST BECAUSE
huffingtonpost: At first i was like “this is cool but it needs more transguys!” then boom transguys appear and this is great
203y: terribad ipod pictures but i also looked Super cute today Look at this precious cutie
violaslayvis: These hood niggas literally invited some white people to “the cookout” & you can tell they’re uncomfortable as hell djfhfkfjfkfhfi
norwaybruh: donkeydickjess: blaquebypopulardemand: jehovahhthickness: thisrevolutionwillbeliterary: A friend of mine posted this. Reblog to save a life! Omg Also antibiotics are free at Publix You can always look for discounts on goodrx.com.
amycantholdit:fluffyomorashi:Won’t let me post the videoooo but also here’s some bad gifs of something for my omo peeps I never posted a few weeks ago lmao ✌🏻✨Omg this is amazing!!!
tinsil: when you’re a super hot super famous intergalactic bounty hunter with an image to maintain but also you were raised in isolation by birds and so you don’t know how to talk to girls OMG YES!!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
windatyourfeels: darcciel: Shingeki no Heichou: Attack on Rivaille OMG! ROFL But also kudos to whoever put this together. Bless you.
nudebeachnaughty: great CFNM situation at the pool. Staged yes but also nice! OMG what is it??……
sherlocking: yeah!!! made some AH keychains for anime north but mostly for myself because im a huge loser also quick tower of pimps one as well because tumblr messes up the photoset with only 5 images and it looks really stupid otherwise (it still
kaciart: Bofur - Babysitter extraordinaire. Tells them scary stories that they enjoy at the time but then Dis and Thorin have to deal with the night terror in the following week. I also think Kili would have a bb!crush on Dwalin and Fili’s would be
gallifreyburning: bowiesglassspider: They used to call it the shining world of the seven systems, nice to look at but full of dicks. The lot of them, dicks. Inspired by this bril’ picture by onna4 and also this post buy pattroughton because
improvinq: basically all my sentences start with one of these ok so basically omg no but seriously actually ok wow ok wow (or wow ok) wait but wait no wait guys oh wow so like dude if you mix some of these together you could make so many more…
pigfarts-pigfarts: THEY WERE FIGHTING AND WERE ALL LIKE ARRRR IMMA GET YOU BITCH BUT THEN, WHAT, WHY IS THE FLOOR SO SPRINGY. BETTER TEST IT OUT. [X] this reminds me of my dogs so much
The Gems are only in it for, like, a minute but they’re so dang cute the whole time omg Also, Batman reference!
seatrooper: This year I had time to made a cake myself! Lemon cake with hand made mint chocolate whipped cream frosting. Got all the others gathered around to celebrate, but also reflect on their immortality. Happy birthday Ash!
konungarike: YEAH OKAY BUT IT’S CONFIRMED THAT YUZU AND YUUGO WILL CONDUCT A RIDING DUEL AGAINST A COP SO LIKE. EVERYONE ELSE STAND BACK THIS IS REAL IT IS HAPPENING.also jack i guess
aitoseishun: “Tall, blond, charismatic… Jean Havoc has got everything to be the perfect lover, but his luck with girls is near zero. Known also by his addiction to smoking, the Second Lieutenant is the most helpful and courageous among his unit
sxcpk: For your ORAS HM specialist needs. This searcher is pretty useful. http://pokemondb.net/tools/moveset-search Also hopefully someone finds my post helpful I spent more time editing it and these images than I shoulda. xD
teenyleeni:rose’s v.a. is also meg from hercules!! pretty nifty right
tyrannosaurus-regina: story featuring a city where it’s cloudy and rains almost all the time but instead of being stereotypically gloomy and grim, it’s lively and colorful and people party hard indoors and decorate the streets with colorful strings
kuro-ken: confirmed there will be the gala exhibition performances, thank you to OP! I wonder if Viktor and Yuuri will skate this together as a pair??Also the name above Yurio’s is Otabek! But his is the free skate song.
czar4curves: thegrandarchives: This scene was actually totally unscripted, Will decided to wing it and ended up not only performing maybe the most memorable scene of the show ever but also started making a name for himself as an actor. Best scene….
mynightwing: I had been obsessed with my brothers dick for about a month and a half. I dreamt about it day and night, wanting to see it, feel it, but also just see a guy cum. I woke up fingering myself to the thought of him, but when I woke up, he
poetiic-motion: theryanproject: rudegyalchina: southernbitchface: naturepunk: putyourdreamstobed: onlylolgifs: video Can we just talk about how useful this is but also how happy that dog is to be teaching us something. Look at that tail wag. Thank
interracial-mainstream: pr0ncave-ir: White girls being attracted to black guys is like climate change: naturally occurring but also rapidly accelerated by human activity. Whether it’s porn, sports, or music, more white girls than ever are lusting after
lust-after-females: Naked Pizza Delivery This delivery guy not only watches, but also touches! He touches, touches, touches and touches again her bare boobs, he touches untill the last second, he prolongs the dialogue just to have more time to touch,
Ohh looks like happiness and joy in life. And for the low price of € 790k but omg ❤️😭😭😭😭Mäklarhuset(Also, fun how Tumblr don’t want me to ad more pics in the post “well that certainly didn’t work” no tumblr
amaranthdesires:Omg anon 👉👈 I just 🥺 and please don’t feel like a creep for writing 💖 I did ask yes and omg 👉👈 feels so weird but also good that I make someone feel all that. honestly very needed to hear n I’m greatful 🥺
amaranthdesires:amaranthdesires:Omg anon 👉👈 I just 🥺 and please don’t feel like a creep for writing 💖I did ask yes and omg 👉👈 feels so weird but also good that I make someone feel all that. honestly very needed to hear n I’m
missmikalo: This chair is ridiculously comfy, but also ridiculously impractical when it comes to using my laptop. 😔 also i lost my hairbrush (again lol) so sorry for that omg
betternotmesswithmagnetman: cassiesstickerstories: villainsgoleft: literallygamzeeirl: ok but look at karkat and then look at sollux karkat tucks his shirt in but his pants also don’t have a fly like sollux’ does that mean he’s wearing sweatpants
odolnost: if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends
black-eyed-bucky: sangoireseussian: youareawolfqq: Every time he does this she gets curious but also scared. why are cats like this Its that crocodile from Peter Pan. I’m sure of it
phan-you-not: queenconsuelabananahammock: 2thicc2function: tahreza: a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august
earlploddington: enigmaticagentalice: shoutout to the guy in charge of the train station at my hometown, who doesn’t limit himself to announcing trains but also: comments on interesting birds he sees on the platform gives completely unofficial weather
Making Sense by *adcoon omg XD this explains EVERYTHING! Not only the fact that the babies aren’t earth ponies, but also why they immediately had such strong abilities! And well, equine gestation takes 11 months… but ponies are not horses,
anenglishview: Saw this on the BSN Liara thread, so much great art there but had to post this. Credit to hoodie_gypsy, if they have a dA let me know and I’ll link it but couldn’t see one, so that’s their username on the BSN, the post also said
chiicharron replied to your post: anonymous said:Im sorry but if th… w,whats going on omg i reblogged a video and got some weird anons because of it ;;
bisexualbaker: national-shitpost-registry:fortooate: qualitytimeswithqualitylads: Massive L to our ancestors for not domesticating the Bear for the ultimate friend i sympathize with the post on the one hand but also ‘man we shoulda domesticated bears’
ccoconutcat: me: has a account on a sex/dating/whateverit is platform to meet peoplealso me: never messages someone back who wanna meet and also never meets someone and always is like “nah” because i have that stupid “need to lose weight first”
theteacher:Sit them on your knees and have them admit the things they want you to do to them. I promise they will hate every second whilst also loving it
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